Otherwise Heard

Things that I’ve overheard, couldn’t possibly claim as my own, but must share… (most recently updated at the top)

“Beer cheese chips! Now I can get drunk through eating!” Overheard (from a minor) August 8, 2013

“Sorry! You’re way too fresh in my mind!” Overheard September 15, 2012

“Dude, that guy was like 75 years old and dressed like the ‘monopoly’ man!” Overheard August 14, 2012

“If there’s no couch, I’m not doin’ it!” Overheard August 5, 2012

“I want to have two mommies like Jillian does!” Overheard July 16, 2012

“I like to do my felching with a crazy straw.” Overheard July 7, 2012